Yeah, I thought Cloverfield was a big letdown too.

The balloon promoting awareness for muscular dystrophy was kinda depressing...

The second coming of Christ was nothing like anyone could have possibly expected.

Suddenly, to everyone's horror, it became self-aware.

The hat and collar are all business, but the smile tells you he knows how to have a good time.

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.

Always stretch before any kind of physical activity. That includes... wreaking havoc on the human race!

Ghostbusters 4: The revenge of the gay-puff marshmallow man

"Cross the streams, it's the only way!!"

Witness Godzilla's gay brother-in-law mercilessly humps innocent bystanders.

For some reason, everyone's first wish was always for him to go back in the lamp.

Despite her sunburn, Rosie O'Donnell is clearly happy whenever she crawls out of the hole she's dug for herself.

It must be gay pride day on Plymouth Rock.

see the smile? even the balloon knew a blow job was coming...

CTHULHU emerges from its subterranean lair, and has a corn dog