When you lock your keys inside your apartment your quadriplegic friend isn't always the best one to call for a boost through the window.
frrrrrrunkisAnything that isn't a dead body is hot lava!
bubsfoster99...100.. READY OR NOT HERE I COME!
Tag119It just wasn't any fun playing hide-and-go-seek with "Joe the Retard"
imthe_dIts times like this I wish I hadn't killed you.
AdjectiveNounAs he approached Julie from behind the bush, Jim knew he was stealthy. But when he saw how close Doug had managed to get, he knew he had been out-matched.
JasonFThe date wasn't going well. Phil's "human alphabet" wasn't as much fun as Jenny had hoped.
julesChelsea composed herself. All she had to do was say Barack Obama had robbed them and started stabbing and she would be in the clear.
mmplPatsy was tired of her dates faking death to get rid of her. He'd have to breathe sometime, and when he did, she'd know it!
cigjonserWhen CPR goes horribly, horribly wrong.
TrevorTAnd even then, she was still unable to reach the top of the window.
villikeUnfortunately, the sport of urban-human-surfing has not caught on.
JZuck49crazy glue... works
rupertvdbAfter years of having sex with his backpack and wishing it was a real girl, his wish was suddenly granted that night.
thewarholianJessie was tired of the random hobo talking about her boobs, and she had to know who was accepted into the second round of American Idol. Luck was favoring her this day.
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