"And how much if I want those two at the same time?"
Alexander L. HoffmanIn Soviet Russia, you pay tooth fairy!
AngryRantingBobIn Russia; Pimpin really AIN'T easy.
PoomYou! Where is YOUR funny headgear?!
chicagojoshFurious, the genie appeared from the pot that the old lady had just pissed in...
NeoRudeboyDo it, I dare ya. Pull my finger.
sethesthesia"Oh man, you were AWESOME in Planet of the Apes."
TofuloafWe will be greeted as liberators. Or maybe Liberaces.
Roland1232How many times am I gonna have to tell you; no one gets in to see the damn wizard. Not nobody. Not no how.
Matt GallagherUncle Sam's unfortunate and lesser known twin brother Gabriel wanted something completely different from his country.
weatherman5000Ingrid found it easier than she thought to laugh in the face of Death.
roninhobbitScientology had a very slow start.
HudexterThe thousand nations of the Persian Empire descend upon you!
aborymJack the Ripper copycats never got the respect they obviously deserved.
colibri213I am telling you! Golden robes are coming back! MARK MY WORDS.
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