"And how much if I want those two at the same time?"

In Soviet Russia, you pay tooth fairy!

In Russia; Pimpin really AIN'T easy.

You! Where is YOUR funny headgear?!

Furious, the genie appeared from the pot that the old lady had just pissed in...

Do it, I dare ya. Pull my finger.

"Oh man, you were AWESOME in Planet of the Apes."

We will be greeted as liberators. Or maybe Liberaces.

How many times am I gonna have to tell you; no one gets in to see the damn wizard. Not nobody. Not no how.

Uncle Sam's unfortunate and lesser known twin brother Gabriel wanted something completely different from his country.

Ingrid found it easier than she thought to laugh in the face of Death.

Scientology had a very slow start.

The thousand nations of the Persian Empire descend upon you!

Jack the Ripper copycats never got the respect they obviously deserved.

I am telling you! Golden robes are coming back! MARK MY WORDS.