"Pfft, no way man, you meeting Anthony Hopkins is about as likely as someone masturbating on a unicycle...."
interlooperThe two seconds prior to the most bizarre insurance claim in the history of Allstate.
keeks137"Mum? I'm in the park. Say, could you check craiglist for me?,'cause there is a middle-aged white guy here and he is circleling me on an unicycle, but he isn't juggling. It díd say he would be flashing me, riding an unicycle and juggling, right? "
QueenoflobsterLarry decided he could no longer live without his shirt and stepped right onto the bicycle track...
SoggysausagesHarry The Homeless & Self Appointed Bicycle Lane Cop never thought he'd see the day when the unicycle guy was the only one actually obeying the law.
flyingmnkyIn 2024 the Eminem-50 cent comeback tour was just sad. You know, with Eminem masturbating on a unicycle and all...
frrrrrrunkisNoooo bitch...listen White guy! One wheel! Grabbin his junk! Headin your way!
grimatonguewormShooting began today on David Lynch's new film, his adaptation of Beckett's "Waiting For Godot"
flyingmnkyWhat baffled Ali, was not that there was a man riding a unicycle, but that the man, for some reason, was holding a stapler while doing it.
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ot0_m0t0"Honey..come look at this!! i never thought riding a unicycle while masturbating would look that easy!"
AryonHello? 911? We got another unicycle in the two wheel or more lane.
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