Craptions Classics January 10, 2008

nostrodamus predicting the wii

Scruff

Other Craptions

'We could just buy a table'

FSSJeff

i dont understand what is happening in this picture. bomb them.

nuro

Haji's final stunt was rainbowing a stream of piss into a tray of cups balanced on his head using his ridiculously long invisible penis. The crowd waits anxiously for him to overcome his stage fright.

theseattleseven

Mustafa could tell his act needed some work but one thing was certain: he was getting laid tonight.

imthe_d

Not that I don't appreciate the effort, but it just took you 40 minutes for our drinks. And this tastes like Diet Coke.

keeks137

Bollywood's first & only foray into the world of porn was monumental in it's failure...

flyingmnky

He's OK, but you should see the guy who brings the cream and sugar.

Roland1232

Indian idol winner, Panjabi Vin Diesel, is admired by groupies for having 3 career paths open up for him: the outsourced coffee table job for IKEA, pole-dancing instructor and an Ipod dock.

ot0_m0t0

As his desperation mounted Klinger's attempts to get that Section 8 grew increasingly bizarre.

Dire_Ria

They ordered decaf. He brought regular. Stabbing himself in the heart was his only choice.

planB

Ball in a cup auditions are harder than rumored

urban

SIX!!! SIX URINE SAMPLES ON MY HEAD HAHAHAHA!!!!!

senorpablo

Bahrat-Sahreef-al-Panja showing his virtuosic grace as Bombay's air guitar king, while simultaneously expressing his penchant for cross-dressing and taking cumshots to the face. He is, without a doubt, the classic triple-threat.

WarpZone

That's right! Praise me bitches, for I am Samal, the greatest breakdancer in all of India, nay, the world! Hey, Mother Theresa, keep the beat darling lest I let loose my pants cobra on your fine ass. By Budda, it's great to be me.

BubbaLove
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