To this day, Antonio looks down from heaven and curses the exact moment Mt Vesuvius chose to erupt.
TofuloafWould you call that a ficus or a spruuuUUUUWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!
JackieTreehornEverything Pastor McCaffery touched turned to gold.
JackieTreehornDespite being immortalized in bronze, "Tag, you're Sh*t" never really caught on.
timberwolf51"It is art, officer!" screamed a flustered Michael Jackson.
colibri213"Remember that time I stuck my finger up your ass? I think I'm gonna make a sculture of that."
kingsteve14Siamese twins are no laughing matter.
WarpZoneGOLDFINGER!
mjohnsonThat poor tree is going to be in every pervert's photo album for the next 60 years
StretchOnce you get past the whole "child molesting" thing, King Midas was an alright guy.
PoomKyle desperately tried to stop the explosive flatulence before his brother was launched into the sea.
rbosch"Memories of Childhood" by Elton John.
theseattlesevenYoung Charlie Watson soon would realize he had the ability to shit out exact clones of himself at will.
frrrrrrunkisYour tax dollars at work.
WembleyBilly and Jack were considered the most unfortunate Siamese twins in history.
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