Ladies and gentlemen, the ENTIRE fine arts department at MIT...

"Finish him!"

Because Princeton's for retards.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

"Three Saturdays in a row I've stood on this pillar, and he's never acknowledged me. Next week I'll drape a python around my shoulders. {Sigh}... He's so wonderful."

It may look funny, but one day all computing will be done this way.

They had the pep band and a cheerleader... now all MIT needed was a basketball team.

Just think, MIT rejected your application to make room for these weirdos.

New Study Reveals: College Students 'Have Too Much Free Time'.

Name one situation in which this would be considered appropriate.

The 'Black Stripes' looked on proudly as Jack and Meg took their old act to the next level.

Drum kit: $350 Tuxedo Rental: $75 Ballet dress: $125 Finding true love through the casual encounters section of Craigslist: Priceless

Wait a minute, I didn't know black people went to MIT.

Wait... wait... Crap, I forgot the slide whistle! This is just going to look stupid without the slide whistle.

"I heard they write all their songs in binary..." -"True artists...Sniff"