Lindsay Lohan contracts what would later be known as "Super Crabs".

"Kill me."

Strangely enough the show Pimp My Backhoe never really caught on.

As crab tractor gazes sadly at the remains of the life he once had, Dr. Crustacea wonders why the hell he keeps giving his inventions a soul.

'Spider-truck, spider-truck, does whatever a spider-truck does...'

You know you're a redneck when you...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

"No, it's cool. It's just that when you said you drove a ho-mobile..."

Scene from Charlotte's Web II: Charlotte's Revenge

Although the Discovery Channel show "How It's Made" was successful, the follow-up "Why the Fuck..." didn't fare as well

Already on Ebay is a prop from the movie "I Am Redneck"

Sweet dear god...There's no driver!

Within 1 minute of being parked in Brooklyn, 3 of the crab-tractor's wheels had been stolen.

I want to clarify, but didn't put this in my original post because it would have ruined the flow: I'm ashamed to admit that I know anything about the shitstorm that was the original Wild Wild West. Also, in the context of my joke, the sequel would ha

Wild, Wild West 2: Back 2 Tha Hood.

The new Transformers movie received an NC17 rating due to its explicit sex scene between one of the robots and a large tire.