Craptions Classics January 04, 2008

Lindsay Lohan contracts what would later be known as "Super Crabs".

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Strangely enough the show Pimp My Backhoe never really caught on.

kgbholman

As crab tractor gazes sadly at the remains of the life he once had, Dr. Crustacea wonders why the hell he keeps giving his inventions a soul.

AbbyNormal

You know you're a redneck when you...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

TheTrooper5

'Spider-truck, spider-truck, does whatever a spider-truck does...'

DarkDecapodian

"No, it's cool. It's just that when you said you drove a ho-mobile..."

planB

Scene from Charlotte's Web II: Charlotte's Revenge

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Although the Discovery Channel show "How It's Made" was successful, the follow-up "Why the Fuck..." didn't fare as well

BoogerBlaster

Already on Ebay is a prop from the movie "I Am Redneck"

frrrrrrunkis

Sweet dear god...There's no driver!

TheTrooper5

Within 1 minute of being parked in Brooklyn, 3 of the crab-tractor's wheels had been stolen.

abend954

I want to clarify, but didn't put this in my original post because it would have ruined the flow: I'm ashamed to admit that I know anything about the shitstorm that was the original Wild Wild West. Also, in the context of my joke, the sequel would ha

rollingStone

Wild, Wild West 2: Back 2 Tha Hood.

senorpablo

The new Transformers movie received an NC17 rating due to its explicit sex scene between one of the robots and a large tire.

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