Cracked unveils its revolutionary "Dick Joke Machine"
imthe_dDave liked to hide behind the machine and moan as people reached for their sodas.
kingsteve14SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: penis.
mmplYou should see the back of the machine...
frrrrrrunkisAfter inserting the money and buying the item, Bob couldn't decide whether or not he should reach in and get it.
LetItBe"Damn you, Superman!" shouted Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry. "I will break free from this prison!"
TheGreenSagaOne day our grandchildren will look back and be amazed at how primitive sex robots used to be.
AdjectiveNounCock-a-Cola
StretchHasslehofmania in Germany peaked with the "Grab my crotch for a quarter" machines.
flyingmnkyAfter years of imprisonment with no hope of release, General Zod decides to learn a musical instrument.
AndyDyslexiaIt has long been suspected that Red Bull is just canned piss.
cateractionDude... In Japan, you can get anything out of a machine!!!
BubbaLoveMargaret didn't know why the sperm bank would need an ATM in the first place, but this was ridiculous
cigjonser"Ya see? It's Guitar Hero, but in a CAN!"
WhiteMikeBrett Michaels new line of mobile glory holes, cumming to a reststop near you.
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