Recent reports indicate the Mountain Dew spill has caused a 200% increase in Xtremeness for all sea life, as indicated by the recent upsurge in Skateboarding dolphins.

Capitalism : 1
Environment:-43

"NO! Don't touch the water!" the professor screamed, but it was too late. One of his assistants was already becoming Irish.

The town was glad to see that the Hulk finally died, but they didn't think he'd bleed so much.

And the rivers ran green with Jell-O for 40 days and 40 nights until the editor looked at the Bible and told his writer to go back to that blood idea.

Haha! Nuclear waste? HA! No, no! This is Nuclear Goodness.

"Captain, according to the Mood River, you're quite sad"

"Green means horny you retard."

Just let Superman try and swim in our river again.

...you won't like me when I'm angry

I loved the sound of the chattering macracas. turns out shannon was just cold.

Me Nazi Me kick Jew out of tree