When Jimmy Stewart wanted to kill himself, he got a guardian angel who really cared about him. When I wanted to kill myself, I got this asshole.

While it made sense on paper, everyone soon realized the Victoria's Secret collaboration with Calvin Klein was destined for failure.

Hey hey hey, eyes up here...

Jeff heard that Red Bull gives you wings, but what he didn't know was that it also TAKES your clothes.

CK.angel, the new fragrance for men... ...who like other men.

Bjorn knew he'd been had. None of the other frat guys showed up like they said they would.

Every time you fart, a homosexual gets his wings.

Jesus's second coming was more awkward than expected

Dave found a way to be his own wing man

the reason for the facial expression is none other than this: angels have no pockets for their keys.

Prince's fashion line failed for obvious reasons.

This is why Christians are so against homosexuality, the Gayngel just doesn't work.

Europe: gay now, but we'll be doing it in a year anyway.

Little boys, why do you run away?

Look who we've got wearing our Hanes now!?!?