Some days Spiderman was just an asshole.

Little known fact: for a brief period, David Lynch served as a guest director on Baywatch.

And that son, is where marshmallows come from.

Everyday thousands of people are made victims of mozzarella attack

"STOP PULLING, YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE!"

When Spiderman needs a volleyball net, Spiderman makes a volleyball net.

Kent Brockman: I for one welcome our new cocoon'd overlords.

Later that day, LARP'ing was banned in the state of California.

Charles and Stanley regretably offered up their services as finish line at the 2007 Bondage Games.

"I'm telling you! Humans can't go through mitosis!" "Oh you shouldn't have said that"

Joe realized too late that letting the mental patient choose the weapons for their duel at dawn was a huge mistake...

You see, son. When two men love each other very, very much, and drop acid, a beautiful thing happens...

John suddenly regretted all those years spent praying for Jesus' second coming.

Midway announces its next installment of MORTAL KOMBAT. Extreme Beach Edition.

Rogue pornstar Peter North ravages local beach.