The Olsen Twins shuddered. Someone on the beach was thinner than they were.
When rescue finally arrived, the lone shipwreck survivor was found trying to re-enact a lesbian porno.
I didn't say I needed "Head on a stick." Janet. I said I needed Head on my...oh forget it!
Hillary Duff, Lindsey Lohan, and Paris Hilton wanted soooo bad to be on Futurama. They just forgot it's a cartoon.
After conquering Mannequin island, the explorers set off for the Isle of Inflatable Dolls.
Man in boat: "Well, everything seems to be in order here."
She looked gorgeous in her golden bikini as she ran down the beach. She was a "10". Then she stopped running. Bo Derek knew where she wasn't wanted.
Head on a stick. Think about it.
Dude, I told you a porno version of Lord of the Flies would be a terrible idea!
The cast for "Turistas 2" cost a lot less, but the acting was just about the same.
Hey! Middle head! Don't you turn your pole on me!
The writers of Lost finally gave up the secret. It was all a communal dream of three mannequin heads. Left on a deserted island by a deranged jot pervert.
Eventually the residents of Easter Island just didn't even try anymore.
So, do you come here often?
Against Mr. Hanalei's advice Marsha, Jan, and Cindy failed to return the tiki to it's original burial ground. And well, I think its pretty obvious what happened next.