Last craption contest I gave you my heart, but the very next craption contest you, with one swift punch, burst through my rib cage and put it back in, all damaged and all.

I told you guys 11 times, DO NOT go to Mexico for butt implants.

And now for something exactly the same, men with four buttocks.

you know christmas is right around the corner when there is a barage of anus posted across cracked

And that, kids, was the last time I ever dropped acid.

My Spanish is a little rusty, does 'frijoles' mean they're not charging for ass?

The Beastie Boys have officially run out of ideas

it seems the girl in the back round didn't realize it was christmas when she arrived at the parade dressed as a ninja turtle.

Holy Frijoles Memo #1243: "Tijuana Gay Sensitivity Training Seminar Was A Resounding Failure".

the only two simple words you need to know when you've missed the dealine for the newest craption photo CUT AND PASTE

Kiss my shiny rubber ass

"hmmmm, the guy to my right is okay, but the one on my left? that has "J-LO" ass written all over it!"

Can you spot the difference?

Carebear convention goers are getting weirder every year...

Desperate gay men