Craptions Classics December 24, 2007

Last craption contest I gave you my heart, but the very next craption contest you, with one swift punch, burst through my rib cage and put it back in, all damaged and all.

mmpl

Other Craptions

I told you guys 11 times, DO NOT go to Mexico for butt implants.

bubsfoster

And now for something exactly the same, men with four buttocks.

FaultyNinja

you know christmas is right around the corner when there is a barage of anus posted across cracked

acrossthesea

And that, kids, was the last time I ever dropped acid.

Goldfish

My Spanish is a little rusty, does 'frijoles' mean they're not charging for ass?

penumbrage

The Beastie Boys have officially run out of ideas

MonkeyToes

it seems the girl in the back round didn't realize it was christmas when she arrived at the parade dressed as a ninja turtle.

pigscanfly

Holy Frijoles Memo #1243: "Tijuana Gay Sensitivity Training Seminar Was A Resounding Failure".

mrbongonwc

the only two simple words you need to know when you've missed the dealine for the newest craption photo CUT AND PASTE

acrossthesea

Kiss my shiny rubber ass

pdgaert8928

"hmmmm, the guy to my right is okay, but the one on my left? that has "J-LO" ass written all over it!"

poppacherry

Can you spot the difference?

brodie

Carebear convention goers are getting weirder every year...

noscoe

Desperate gay men

powerhouseben
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