Craptions Classics December 23, 2007

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mr1swift

Other Craptions

I told you guys 10 times, DO NOT to go to Mexico for butt implants.

acrossthesea

Sadly, Miguel lost his ass in the divorce settlement.

whybother?

Just wait till the dude in the middle turns around.

MenDAKE

"Oh... my god, Becky, look at his butt..."

rockmanjay

I know what democracy is! All I'm saying is, we watch "Brokeback mountain" every day of the year can't we just try "It's a wonderful life" for the sake of Christmas Eve. Hell, I'll settle for "The Muppet Christmas Carol".

mmpl

"I'm nót freezing my ass off, I'm breaking it in for a friend"

Queenoflobster

We're here, we're queer, and we're...Mexican?

ZacDilone

But other than that, yeah, Christmas in Mexico is pretty much the same.

cateraction

By 2020 ass implants became so popular that doctors ran out of stitches and resorted to duct tape

ripcurlsurfer44

The immigrants found themselves confused by the Americans different holiday traditions.

Uttermadness

what's a guy gotta do to get topped around here?

flick

OMG, that guy's mustache is hilarious.

MenDAKE

You know, there are starving children in Africa who would give anything for ass-cheeks as fine as yours, young man.

prodigalpanda

After a while, Florida State's football players got so used to getting their asses kicked that they began to like it, and decided to make it that much easier on everyone.

gatorboymike
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