this is the most advanced way to catch a gay rapist.

I told you guys 10 times, DO NOT to go to Mexico for butt implants.

Sadly, Miguel lost his ass in the divorce settlement.

Just wait till the dude in the middle turns around.

"Oh... my god, Becky, look at his butt..."

"I'm nót freezing my ass off, I'm breaking it in for a friend"

I know what democracy is! All I'm saying is, we watch "Brokeback mountain" every day of the year can't we just try "It's a wonderful life" for the sake of Christmas Eve. Hell, I'll settle for "The Muppet Christmas Carol".

We're here, we're queer, and we're...Mexican?

By 2020 ass implants became so popular that doctors ran out of stitches and resorted to duct tape

But other than that, yeah, Christmas in Mexico is pretty much the same.

OMG, that guy's mustache is hilarious.

what's a guy gotta do to get topped around here?

The immigrants found themselves confused by the Americans different holiday traditions.

"Dudes, you're so gonna be famous like those FSU Cowgirl chicks!"

"This is your future if you do not start sharing the Christmas Spirit", said Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.