Paul Bunyan has some weird ass kidney stones.

Billy knew saying 'Holy Fuck' in the playground was wrong...but he was not prepared for the consequences.

Billy was happy with his new discovery. He was tired of playing with the assholes on the other side of the playground.

In another reality David got totally owned by Goliath.

The second time God decided to send his son down to Earth, he decided that he should make things a little clearer.

Man, am I pissed.

The original birth of Superman scene was deemed to graphic for a family movie.

And that's how babies are born

"Actually, Ma'am, the entrance is even more disturbing!"

Men, if Hilary Clinton is voted into the WhiteHouse, this is how children will be born in the future. Also 9/11. ~Rudy Giuliani

A whole new meaning to the phrase "man eating cock"

Pikachu's boyfriend.

Ok, but just the tip.

Other than that, japanese children are born just the same as us.

Minutes away from rescuing Princess Toadstool, Super Mario warps out of the wrong pipe.