Imelda Marcos suddenly realized she was in hell. She only had 19.95.
dncrDespite all the signs Timmy made, no one seemed to want to buy his Grandma.
noscoeMary wondered why her prostitution business had fallen off the past few years. Maybe she wasn't advertising enough...
jestyrthe years hadnt been kind to Carmen Sandiego
cokieblumeGrandma Turnbuckle hatefully eyed the competition, who had just finished plastering its front windows with $19.95 signs. Oh it was on...
cigjonserInflation is out of control. This was a $1 store just last week.
123456With lips like that, I was willing to go as high as $25.
RhinoDocGray cashmere scarf: $20 Bowler hat: $20 Magenta lipstick: $20 Cliche price joke: Priceless.
planB(Singing) "How much is that doggy in the wi....oh."
StretchBob was a little disappointed with the results of the sex change operation, but hey, at least it was cheap.
pdgaert8928The number 23 II: 20
mmplWhatever's going on here, it's probably Bush's fault.
gatorboymikeThe bomb Edna had hidden in her coat was going to make the twenty dollar sale far costlier than any of the other customers had anticipated.
TuckyAgnes overestimates her street value.
nuroMartha walked away both dejected and embarrassed. "Damn my foolish mind," she lamented to herself. "How could I have forgotten about the sales tax?"
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