A pictorial representation of Michael Jackson's life from right to left.

Mary had had enough shit from the Llama, with one swift punch she burst through it's rib cage and pulled out it's still beating heart

Nancy was too young to understand what was happening, but that didn't stop Bruno from enjoying it.

This one feels ripe mommy. Can we eatz him?

Show us on the llama where he touched you.

In a perfect world, in another dimension, Barry Manilow is a llama and it's safe to let your children touch him.

Finish him!!!

Tim Burton's sequel "Edward Llamahands" didn't receive the popularity of the original.

Of course, the white llama was the first one touched.

Life on the inside is tough, Suzie. Either get busy living, or get busy shearing, spinning and dyeing.

Rachel's deformed llama-hand was a complete embarrassment to her family.

Down at the two-legged llama ranch.

She didn't begin struggling until she realized that the seemingly harmless creature had taken the rest of her arm hostage.

Sweetheart, Daddy and Mommy have something to explain to you. Every notice how short your neck is?

In attempts to compete with the viral sensation, Cindy's parents released their video "2 Llamas, 1 Girl"