In his later years, Santa Claus began to offer increasingly bizarre things to children.

Excuse me, I think there's a hair in my soup.

You really don't wanna see the bowl in his left hand. No sir.

Grandpa never quite understood the concept of a bowl cut.

Don't let the white coat fool you. There's no scientific value to this experiment.

How to grow an old man from a bowl.

Whisks are for people that don't have beards.

No, I asked for soup in a BREAD-bowl!

Just dip it in, wait a few seconds, and WOW! Notice the difference? That's the power of Oxy Clean!

Confucius say: This like when you sit on toilet. You need good shave.

Eating dinner at a lunatic's house can be a very awkward experience.

Few people know that to get a really kick ass beard you have to keep it well watered.

Old man Wilkins thought it was a little strange that the candyfloss recipe contained 3 drops of the blood of a demon. Then it attempted to devour his chin...

Robert Teabag's first trials to invent a new delicious and refreshing drink failed misserable.

Grandpa didn't know what "bird's nest soup" meant, so he improvised.