"Hey Lenny," Ted Danson said out of the side of his mouth, "You look a little... crabby." Everybody laughed! Except for Lenny, who had just discovered that cramped lobster suits still have enough room for revolvers.

I usually just fast forward to the DP.

The two parties shook hands. The deal was done. After years of death and destruction, the war between the humans and the mutants was finally over.

"He does know we're eating him right?" "Shut the hell up and keep smiling while the water boils"

"Ha-ha.You're right, Mr. Danson, I'm sure my mother wouldn't be too proud to know I dress up as a red fish for a living. But was your mother proud of you when you used to be dick deep inside Whoopi Goldberg?...No response? That's right. Shut the hell

Next up is a breed of Sebastion and Flounder

Few people know that the 1996 movie Independence Day was based on a true story. Of course, to make the movie more appealing, a few details had to be changed.

Miraculously, the Christmas Lobster brought the longtime rivals Mr. Macy and Mr. Gimbel together

Ted Danson fucked up big time when he agreed to star in the "My Two Dads" remake.

Mary Steenburgen stood by her man. Even if that meant walking around with a giant helmet on her belly to attract tricks.

The Olympic Mascot Committee shaking hands with the runner up Preggy the Shrimp, a close second to Epilepty the Donkey.

10 seconds before the greatest purple nurpling, man will ever see.

A previously overlooked clause of the Warsaw Treaty Organization allows the worship of non-Lenin/Stalin deities as long as they are Lovecraftian. Seizing upon this opportunity, the Organization of Marine-worship for Children unveiled a Dagon idol mor

An overlooked clause of the Warsaw Treaty Organization allows the worship of non-Lenin/Stalin deities if they are Lovecraftian. Seizing upon this opportunity, the Organization of Marine-worship for Children unveiled a Dagon idol more Japanese than Lo

"Ha-ha.You're right, Mr. Danson, I'm sure my mother wouldn't be too proud to know I dress up as a red fish for a living. But was your mother proud of you when you used to be dick deep inside Whoopi Goldberg?...No response? That's right. Shut the hel