MYTH BUSTED!!!

OFFSIDES! 5 yard penalty, repeat civil war!

Madness? This is WATERLOO!

Few of MadDogs's biker buddies knew about his secret double life.

Alright men get out there and spead the word Mustache Rides are a Nickle!

Even with the bayonet lodged in the small of his back, Colonel Catfish finds time for fellatio.

The squad stood silent. The Captain still hadn't noticed. In the midst of a rage-filled tirade...he actually shit out of his nose.

"GUYS!! LOOK!! A WOMAN!!!! Maybe she wants to play soldiers with us!

They can take our lives ... but only we can take OUR DIGNITY!!!!!!

Guyz, wer supost to b over ther...lolz

Just as General Brax was about to give the order to attack, out of nowhere a tennis ball fell out of the sky and struck him in the head... killing him instantly and ending the war.

With the writers strike in full effect Fox released it's new hit show: Battle of the Band-Geeks.

"There's the bastard Sgt. Pepper AND his band! Let's get 'em!!"

SHUT UP! I LOVE YOU TOO! YOU HAD ME AT "DOES MY PENIS LOOK HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AND FAT IN THIS?", SO FOR THE LOVE OF RE-ENACTMENT STOP ASKING AND I"LL STOP TELLING; I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!

In Back to the Future III, Marty Mcfly really began to fuck with Biff.