Craptions Classics December 06, 2007

"This is the worst party ever, I thought we'd be eating off naked WHORES!!"

NeoRudeboy

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As bad an idea as this was, it was better than using a plate as an oar like they had for the last 10 years.

Worzel

Long-distance food fights was an intergral part of the Chinese army's training. Private Tuong carefully loaded his weapon.

Grunt

Pvt. Chang and his paddle had been up shit creek before, but never shit and RICE creek...

senorpablo

The miniature Chinese Military struggled with the new giant chopsticks.

UlleviStroop

"Elbow up, back straight; they can't take my dignity," thought Xin.

rival

Having never heard of the "wait 30 minutes before swimming rule" the marine invasion was doomed to failure before it even began.

nuro

Chicken oar fish sir?

MoonMilk

"Eating off your own paddle, you better believe that's a paddlin'"

OptimusGrime

Dammit, I wanted a full orifice, not a full oar of rice!

dragonoflight92

"ok, i'm good with the calamOREi, but what the fuck kind of pun can I make out of rice?!? Boy, Long John Silver's menu camp sure is intense! I wonder if the other guys are having as much trouble as me. Fuck it, gotta stay focused. Rice...ore...hm

dillywilly

grumble... grumble..... muble "it's not just a job, it's an adventure my @ss".. grumble..grumble

abend954

"It put the food on its skin or it get the oar up the ass again"

Mr.Birchfield

"This place isn't getting more than two stars," thought Chen.

rival

"Ugh! There's some dirt in my food!"

Stretch
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