Craptions Classics December 05, 2007

"Bachelor number two: If I was a small, South American country, what would you do?"

Matt Gallagher

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Chang just needed his Violent Opression merit badge and he would finally make Eagle Scout.


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Using nothing more than magnets, the enemy had drawn the generals to the front of their forces.


The people's republic of Sgt. Pepper's lonely Hearts Club Band...


Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Jonathan Kimak

Yang tried to act nonchalant but inside he was burning with embarassment that someone else wore the exact same outfit that he was wearing!


"They all look the same!" "Just shoot the one with most bottle caps."


Commander Ming hid his golf club behind his back, waiting anxiously for the moment to strike. Earning your medals the hard way was for suckers.


I'm Spartacus! No, I'm Spartacus!


"Your word is 'aquiesence'" Aquiesence. A. Q. U. ...

Matt Gallagher

"and awarded 'Best Dressed' this year is Gen. Tamayaki. Congratulations Tamayaki."


"We understand that, Mr. Bond. But which one of us is the real Colonel Nguyen?"


Wercome to re-education camp sing arong. Now we sing happy song!

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