"I don't like you, McClucken. You're a loose cannon, and you give the force a bad name. But, dammit, you get results."

I never loved you anyways!

Run, O'Malley, run!!! All the forest in Alabama can't save you now!!! My father will be avenged!!!

His patronus was far from ethereal but it least it wouldn’t blow anyone’s head off.

Police budget cuts lead to the development of trained attack chickens

Worst Pokemon ever.

Freeze, motherclucker!

Chicken: "Don't tase me, bro!"

Cock joke!

Guess what? Chicken Butt

One after the other, Disney's movies began to decline in quality.

"I'm innocent I tell you! The egg was here first!"

"Is that all you got?" taunted the ringleader. But Capt. Talon had seen the coop burned down, his friend murdered, he had slaughtered the culprits and bested their master... there had been enough killing for one day.

Go Go Gadget Cock!!! Dammit, not again!!!

Die Hard 5 failed to meet expectations.