"I don't like you, McClucken. You're a loose cannon, and you give the force a bad name. But, dammit, you get results."
StretchI never loved you anyways!
ZadonRun, O'Malley, run!!! All the forest in Alabama can't save you now!!! My father will be avenged!!!
dogicoHis patronus was far from ethereal but it least it wouldn’t blow anyone’s head off.
mjohnsonPolice budget cuts lead to the development of trained attack chickens
NeoRudeboyWorst Pokemon ever.
rivalFreeze, motherclucker!
HappyReleaseCock joke!
Ryan OskrobaChicken: "Don't tase me, bro!"
abend954Guess what? Chicken Butt
graftonOne after the other, Disney's movies began to decline in quality.
rival"I'm innocent I tell you! The egg was here first!"
JayC"Is that all you got?" taunted the ringleader. But Capt. Talon had seen the coop burned down, his friend murdered, he had slaughtered the culprits and bested their master... there had been enough killing for one day.
pizzamogulDie Hard 5 failed to meet expectations.
nuroGo Go Gadget Cock!!! Dammit, not again!!!
leftybigguns