"HE'S CHOKING!"

"Stand back, I know the heimlich!"

Steve pleaded with the bike to stop, but its thirst for blood was insatiable.

Where will you be when you get your first period?

CLEAR!

It was getting harder and definetly stranger for Steve to get an erection.

The revolution was complete, and the last of the motorists were fittingly executed in public. No one had thought the Green Party would have made it this far.

Lack of space for new cemetaries and a strike at the speed-hump factory laid the way for this ingenious piece of town-planning.

not pictured: Decapitation