Pvt. Gonzalez was about to witness one of the cruellest forms of punishment ever... The Dogfart Firing Squad...
senorpabloIf I knew a dude who could convince 7 bitches to do an eight-way, I'd salute him.
StretchSomeday, thought Private Chan, I'll be able to afford a *real* sundial.
QuellishBaxter wished he hadn't waited this long to tell the military he was gay.
alexthehoopyMust. Resist. Urge. To hump. Arse.
WorzelWe welcome you, Emperor Kibbles. We have your quarters prepared for you and your harem. And please accept this gift basket of garbage.
crispy"Good job soldier, you can leave now... and inform your leader that humans can consider themselves dog's best friends."
jipijipijipiIn doggy-Islam, the doggy-jihadist is only given 7 virgin bitches in the afterlife.
Ryan OskrobaWhen a tender moment turns into the right moment, you'll be ready...
dcicourelhThe court sentence you to dead. You will be executed by dogfarts.
glick6Nixon's dog also abused presidential authority, however "Bitchgate" received little press
philosoraptorThe object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard perform stupid pet tricks.
mmplTom Hanks quickly came to the realisation that Turner and Hooch 2: Saving Private Hooch would not rank among his finer moments in cinema.
caractacusSo many arse's to sniff so little time!!!!!!
WrultizerWow, and we though Scientology was a retarded religion!
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