Craptions Classics November 19, 2007

"A toast, Gentleman. May your wine glasses always be full and may your creepy, male, asian prostitutes always be gold!"


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A recent photo from the G8 summit led to the expenses reports being double checked.


A case of fine wine, $5000. Male strippers in gold body paint, $25000. Celebrating the offing of James Bond, Priceless.


"A toast to Dr. Mikazashi. Thanks to him, the age of gilded sex robots has finally arrived!"


*teeth clenched* -It's my turn to hold it Susan. -No it isn't. -You're making a scene. -No YOU'RE making a scene.


the first ever olimpic bukkake is off to a roaring start


What? You don't have golden Chinese people serving you wine?


See, this is why I never jump up when the boss says, "I need two volunteers for a special project".


As he drank the blood of the frozen bodies of his first hunt, Hoshi thought that they might finally accept him. And, for the first time, he was happy.


After a couple glasses of wine, King Midas could be a real asshole sometimes


After years on the painted fetish model circuit Ming smiled because he knew he had finally made it to the top . . . well almost.


2011: "Global Furnishing Enterprise" finally found a solution to China's overpopulation problem.


After years of diligent research, the team had finally done it - they had won the Golden Handjob Award.


ah saka moto saan.. please ah finish, ah, spit shine bike. i'll be at ah, ramada in cafeteria, eating silva dolla pancake..


And thus like the book of mormon had commanded them, the wise men prepared to pour a glass of their own blood to bring the ultimate door-to-door missionary golden twins to life

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