"What is this?"
"This is cheese."
"And what is this? Rice?"
"No that’s cheese, this is all cheese here."
"But this say 'Crackers', this not cheese."
"No Crackers is the brand, that’s cheese..."
"Bob, stop saying "who cut the cheese?" It wasn't funny an hour ago and it's not funny now."
Good work men! I'm sure we'll find that golden ticket soon.
While it's not uncommon for celebrities to have quirky requirments for their pre-concert hotel room, none took it to the level that Britney Spears did.
Dave knew he would not beable to hide his lactose intolerance for long.
I can't think of any joke for this picture that's not too cheesy. Oh, shi...
Meanwhile,at the Iraqi WMD factory...
"Hey guys check this out! Kraft submitted their 'packet of cheese powder' again."
The moon is disassembled and stored on white tables during the day, here's the proof.
At the Mexican cheese festival, each judge carefully measures, weighs and feels each block. No one, however, is foolish enough to eat any.
I swear, man, it just moved. I saw it.
Here we see the pie chart wing of USA Today's graph archives.
It takes a ton of trial and error to make sure that holiday fruitcakes will be as undesirable as possible.
OK with the cheese, now bring the wine...
"okay, the bait is set, RELEASE THE MOUSE"