Craptions Classics November 14, 2007

Iran hasn't quite understood the phrase "Nuclear Arms"


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The Iranians constant hints at their PM's bad hygiene were becoming a more prominent part of their political propaganda. It seems this was the only way he'd understand the importance of a good deodorant.


I promise you there is no gays in Iran... so what I'm shirtless and wearing a beret, what are you saying?


The Macy's Ramadan parade in Tehran didn't go off quite how the sponsors envisioned...


WWIII turned out to be a huge let down, as giant inflatable dolls replaced conventional weapons.


As expected, the multi-layered political commentary was lost on the American parade goers. Instead, neighborhood kids started getting Atomic tattoos and sales of the Ronco 'Man Groomer' surged.


'Reporting live: the crowd has parted, it's difficult to make out, but it seems to giant figures have risen from the ground. I don't believe it myself. One of them is naked, yes naked, and he's affiliated with "Tran". Wait, I'm told it could be "I


After this Mardi Gras float, President Bush allowed New Orleans to flood again.


Announced today: Ringo Starr, formerly of the Beatles, has been elected as Iranian president. In other news, Bush still socially inept when dealing with foreign policy...sorry, that was old news...our bad.


Recalling Bush the Elder's trip to Japan, apparently the Bush men don't like the smell of fish.


Not exactly a testament to the strength of the Iranian president... It doesn't take much to convince Bush to snort lines of blow out of your armpit.


Germans have often been known to support fascist leaders.


He squinted hard through his bifocals, but Hans couldn't figure out why his countrymen had built a 20-foot high naked French Steven Spielberg.


That was a huge disapointment for Ahmadinejad, he thought he was going to meet Arnold.


Iran's President Ahmadinejad wants George Bush inside him. 'nuff said

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