"... so ya, that's how I got her out of the fire. It was pretty rough, but in a few weeks she'll be good as new... Husband? Oh no, he fucking died."

Is not cat, is Lion. Look at maine, look at large feet. Is Macedonian Lion. Give me 5 denar for photo.

"Oh dear God", thought Mr. Whiskers. "Please don't let this photo end up on icanhascheeseburger..."

Paris Hilton's cat curses every day it has lived after its failed suicide attempt.

We can rebuild him. Better. Stronger. Faster. If only we had the technology... But we do have spare parts from the abandoned Care Bear factory down the road.

I... I sat on it. Sorry.

"You should see my other pussy! Now THAT needs rescueing"

"Soon," thought Space Cat, "Soon..."

It seems the name "Lucky" was just to cliche

The use of non-union writers during the Hollywood strike became apparent to viewers when Smallville was menaced by Suburban Girl and her dastardly Cat Gun.

I`m in ur moviez. Doing ur stuntz

The cone keeps it from biting it's stiches. The wrappings on it's legs keep it from masturbating.

Sigh...they're not going to convict Phil Spector for this either.

we took extensive precautions to not let fluffy use up any of his lives

Sprinkles proved cats always land on their feet. He also proved that bones can break