Craptions Classics November 12, 2007

The student protesters soon discovered that water cannons and riot shields trump peer-reviewed science and posterboard 99.98% of the time.

pizzamogul

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The impact of their peer-reviewed scone recipes was felt around the world.

planB

The least dramatic use of an ellipsis to date.

cheesemonster

When their military leader told them to better defend themselves by putting minorities in the front lines, he had something else in mind.

keeks137

The least dramatic use of an ellipsis to date.

castroguevara

mattell wanted to give a life sized version of "guess who?" a try.

snaumowicz

Rent 2: Electric Boogaloo went straight to video.

JEDA_88

You can believe their pacifist sign all you want, but the reality is they had more firearms than a Quentin Tarantino film.

JEDA_88

When the class war broke out, it was pretty obvious that the starving artist hippie types hadn't done a very good job in preparing for battle. At least they had spirit...

Sai_Skunk

Everbody turned up at the protest march against everybody else

Monsster

So then they're not really armed. Alright boys no guns, only tasers.

PickedUp

How to keep the far right wing from climbing hills and mountains.

JEDA_88

Some students believe too firmly in the pen is mightier than the sword; having prepared only well-articulated stern notes of disapproval instead of an army...

Ixray4u

It took them a while, but when the protestors finally admitted they were lost and had to trade their posters for cab fare, they learned the true meaning of 'facelift'

visijared

Alternate Universe #312,805. After they successfully rid the world of Jews, the Nazi party widens their base of hate to include more racism, sexism, and coming soon....OLDISM!!!

Stretch
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