Never trust a divorced man to make statues of Mary for your church.

"You see Father, the 'Good News Emporium' was out of angel statues. So I improvised with my left over Halloween decorations... you like?"

Kazakh Antique Roadshow.

In a bid to modernize the Catholic Church and win over more converts, the Pope made Paul Stanley patron saint of power chords.

"The God of skullfucking has answered my prayers! Thank you Dickeyephus!"

Slayers album covers have become ever more strange since they changed to christian rock

Then they reached the conclusion that angels need food too.

An icy chill ran down his spine. "Hey Carl, you ever get that feeling like the cold clammy touch of a Mexican?"

Err, excuse me Angel of Death... I'm having a little trouble seeing over your wings.

Hindsight being 20/20, Carlos realized that perhaps this particular guardian angel was the correct one to rid his son of nightmares.

Why is this guy in every photo i take!

'Pedro Jones and the Kingdom of the Mexican Skull'

1 Crack-Up An icy chill ran down his spine. "Hey Carl, you ever get that feeling like the cold clammy touch of a Mexican?"

Angel of Death takes your life while a Stoned Mexican watches..

Angelic breath? Oh sorry senior, I thought.....yeah, my bad.