Never trust a divorced man to make statues of Mary for your church.

"You see Father, the 'Good News Emporium' was out of angel statues. So I improvised with my left over Halloween decorations... you like?"

Kazakh Antique Roadshow.

In a bid to modernize the Catholic Church and win over more converts, the Pope made Paul Stanley patron saint of power chords.

"The God of skullfucking has answered my prayers! Thank you Dickeyephus!"

Err, excuse me Angel of Death... I'm having a little trouble seeing over your wings.

An icy chill ran down his spine. "Hey Carl, you ever get that feeling like the cold clammy touch of a Mexican?"

Slayers album covers have become ever more strange since they changed to christian rock

Then they reached the conclusion that angels need food too.

Hindsight being 20/20, Carlos realized that perhaps this particular guardian angel was the correct one to rid his son of nightmares.

Aarif always masturbated during the daily anti-American chant, because no one ever noticed until one day taj's eyes wandered.

1 Crack-Up An icy chill ran down his spine. "Hey Carl, you ever get that feeling like the cold clammy touch of a Mexican?"

Why is this guy in every photo i take!

Angelic breath? Oh sorry senior, I thought.....yeah, my bad.

Even the angel of death can wear white on her wedding day.