Never trust a divorced man to make statues of Mary for your church.
JEDA_88"You see Father, the 'Good News Emporium' was out of angel statues. So I improvised with my left over Halloween decorations... you like?"
pizzamogulKazakh Antique Roadshow.
benfoffenbockIn a bid to modernize the Catholic Church and win over more converts, the Pope made Paul Stanley patron saint of power chords.
JEDA_88"The God of skullfucking has answered my prayers! Thank you Dickeyephus!"
j mcfarl3Err, excuse me Angel of Death... I'm having a little trouble seeing over your wings.
dcnguyAn icy chill ran down his spine. "Hey Carl, you ever get that feeling like the cold clammy touch of a Mexican?"
visijaredSlayers album covers have become ever more strange since they changed to christian rock
redman1989Then they reached the conclusion that angels need food too.
PincekeHindsight being 20/20, Carlos realized that perhaps this particular guardian angel was the correct one to rid his son of nightmares.
JackassAarif always masturbated during the daily anti-American chant, because no one ever noticed until one day taj's eyes wandered.
fireshadow1 Crack-Up An icy chill ran down his spine. "Hey Carl, you ever get that feeling like the cold clammy touch of a Mexican?"
visijaredWhy is this guy in every photo i take!
monkey_marshalAngelic breath? Oh sorry senior, I thought.....yeah, my bad.
aristotle2600Even the angel of death can wear white on her wedding day.
Glenn Thompson