This was a MUCH more graphic answer to the question: "where does Aquaman come from?" then little Tommy wanted.
As Blastubus, Child-God of Assassins, prepares his sniper rifle; Sean-Luc describes the size hole he wants in his dad's chest
Other than that...France is just like the United States.
"Yes son, that's what happens to young boys who don't wipe!"
Tommy calmly explained to the water spirit that he was not afraid, he'd seen his father naked and daddy's peepee was... this big.
i love cheese
Young Robert Langdon finds his first clue to NAMBLA's ancient secret goal.
Timmy's dad misunderstood when he was asked to see ways of beating the "Heat".
Most sports historians feel this statue is a rather poor interpretation of Lance Armstrong's 7th Tour-de-France victory.
The giant baby knew it was a risk to play eletric guitar on the pillar barefoot but as he fell he was safe in the knowledge he had paid a small child to catch him!
The young boy was trying so hard to understand why Professor Dumbledore's favorite statue was of a naked boy riding a Grindleylow.
YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THE FISH!
For those about to rock...
Guitar Hero Legends
"How DARE you approach me human child! I must now destroy you! RAAARRGH!!!"
Young Robert Langdon finds his first clue to NAMBLA's greatest secret--they love boys.