Craptions Classics November 04, 2007

The local poultry started getting more cocky as the community became more and more vegan.

JEDA_88

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Death wore many guises... as Brenda would soon learn.

SightblinderX

Kathy had chosen a poor day to quit drinking.

SightblinderX

Just this morning Allison told God in her prayer to give her a sign if he wanted her and Tom to move to Turkey.

coeruleus

The turkey was having a bad day and taking it out on passers-by. "Oh, look at me! I walk upright! I carry a day planner. I'm SOOOOO superior! Listen, sister, your neck is going to look like this before you know it."

JEDA_88

How PETA sees the world

trippytree

russian prostitutes are ugly and filthy. theres a turkey in this picture too

deepkick

Beth walked out of the cosmetic surgery clinic, proud that her new body finally reflected what she's always known to be her true identity.

Ryan Oskroba

Marjorie was startled. A Human on the street? It had obviously escaped from the TurkeyTown Abattoirs.

caractacus

He sized her up as she approached: 20ish, unattached, clean but not too stylish. A perfect catch for The Culture Vulture!

JewelsVern

ha he's the cock of the walk

what2007

Delma envies the turkey's thin, sexy legs. She wished SHE were a people sized monster turkey.

KittyThePooka

Walk like an Egyptian

TheDudeAbides

Coming Soon To a Theater Near You From the people who brought you Die Hard, Die Harder and Die Hard With A Vengeance comes: FRY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE This turkey isn't going down without a fight!

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