The local poultry started getting more cocky as the community became more and more vegan.
Death wore many guises... as Brenda would soon learn.
Kathy had chosen a poor day to quit drinking.
Just this morning Allison told God in her prayer to give her a sign if he wanted her and Tom to move to Turkey.
The turkey was having a bad day and taking it out on passers-by. "Oh, look at me! I walk upright! I carry a day planner. I'm SOOOOO superior! Listen, sister, your neck is going to look like this before you know it."
How PETA sees the world
russian prostitutes are ugly and filthy.
theres a turkey in this picture too
Beth walked out of the cosmetic surgery clinic, proud that her new body finally reflected what she's always known to be her true identity.
Marjorie was startled. A Human on the street? It had obviously escaped from the TurkeyTown Abattoirs.
He sized her up as she approached: 20ish, unattached, clean but not too stylish. A perfect catch for The Culture Vulture!
ha he's the cock of the walk
Delma envies the turkey's thin, sexy legs. She wished SHE were a people sized monster turkey.
Walk like an Egyptian
Coming Soon To a Theater Near You
From the people who brought you Die Hard, Die Harder and Die Hard With A Vengeance comes:
FRY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE
This turkey isn't going down without a fight!