The local poultry started getting more cocky as the community became more and more vegan.
JEDA_88Death wore many guises... as Brenda would soon learn.
SightblinderXKathy had chosen a poor day to quit drinking.
SightblinderXJust this morning Allison told God in her prayer to give her a sign if he wanted her and Tom to move to Turkey.
coeruleusThe turkey was having a bad day and taking it out on passers-by. "Oh, look at me! I walk upright! I carry a day planner. I'm SOOOOO superior! Listen, sister, your neck is going to look like this before you know it."
JEDA_88How PETA sees the world
trippytreerussian prostitutes are ugly and filthy. theres a turkey in this picture too
deepkickBeth walked out of the cosmetic surgery clinic, proud that her new body finally reflected what she's always known to be her true identity.
Ryan OskrobaMarjorie was startled. A Human on the street? It had obviously escaped from the TurkeyTown Abattoirs.
caractacusCock Tease!
jmartinHe sized her up as she approached: 20ish, unattached, clean but not too stylish. A perfect catch for The Culture Vulture!
JewelsVernha he's the cock of the walk
what2007Delma envies the turkey's thin, sexy legs. She wished SHE were a people sized monster turkey.
KittyThePookaWalk like an Egyptian
TheDudeAbidesComing Soon To a Theater Near You From the people who brought you Die Hard, Die Harder and Die Hard With A Vengeance comes: FRY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE This turkey isn't going down without a fight!
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