The local poultry started getting more cocky as the community became more and more vegan.
JEDA_88Death wore many guises... as Brenda would soon learn.
SightblinderXKathy had chosen a poor day to quit drinking.
SightblinderXThe turkey was having a bad day and taking it out on passers-by. "Oh, look at me! I walk upright! I carry a day planner. I'm SOOOOO superior! Listen, sister, your neck is going to look like this before you know it."
JEDA_88Just this morning Allison told God in her prayer to give her a sign if he wanted her and Tom to move to Turkey.
coeruleusrussian prostitutes are ugly and filthy. theres a turkey in this picture too
deepkickBeth walked out of the cosmetic surgery clinic, proud that her new body finally reflected what she's always known to be her true identity.
Ryan OskrobaMarjorie was startled. A Human on the street? It had obviously escaped from the TurkeyTown Abattoirs.
caractacusHow PETA sees the world
trippytree"DAAAAAMN, TURKEY, YOU IS FINE! I got some stuffing at home. You wanna get freaky?"
PoomAs the first snapshots of Tim Burton's "The Birds" hit the press Alfred Hitchcock's corpse started doing about 45,000 rpm's.
SpencerCock Tease!
jmartinWalk like an Egyptian
TheDudeAbidesDebbie picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
cheesemonsterDelma envies the turkey's thin, sexy legs. She wished SHE were a people sized monster turkey.
KittyThePooka