The local poultry started getting more cocky as the community became more and more vegan.

Death wore many guises... as Brenda would soon learn.

Kathy had chosen a poor day to quit drinking.

The turkey was having a bad day and taking it out on passers-by. "Oh, look at me! I walk upright! I carry a day planner. I'm SOOOOO superior! Listen, sister, your neck is going to look like this before you know it."

Just this morning Allison told God in her prayer to give her a sign if he wanted her and Tom to move to Turkey.

russian prostitutes are ugly and filthy. theres a turkey in this picture too

Beth walked out of the cosmetic surgery clinic, proud that her new body finally reflected what she's always known to be her true identity.

Marjorie was startled. A Human on the street? It had obviously escaped from the TurkeyTown Abattoirs.

How PETA sees the world

"DAAAAAMN, TURKEY, YOU IS FINE! I got some stuffing at home. You wanna get freaky?"

As the first snapshots of Tim Burton's "The Birds" hit the press Alfred Hitchcock's corpse started doing about 45,000 rpm's.

Cock Tease!

Walk like an Egyptian

Debbie picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Delma envies the turkey's thin, sexy legs. She wished SHE were a people sized monster turkey.