"Well," thought Anne, readying her pocketbook of bludgeoning, "that saves me a trip to the supermarket."

"Wait everyone, I'm gonna show you how it's done. Forget all those stories about the chicken. Im gonna cross the road right."

Marjorie was startled. A Human on the street? It had obviously escaped from the TurkeyTown Abattoirs.

"strutter!"-kiss

"This is TURKEY!"

"Who ya callin' jive turkey you honky cracka," it said to Susan.

Bob thought of the alternatives, he just couldn't sit and do nothing. He was going to start a march on Washington. He would be the one to stop the injustice to cranberry sauce.

exhibit A in bestiality

Hilda strutted on, catching sight of a nearby blonde she held her head up and was heard to mutter 'that purse would look so good on me.'

If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times I give at the office!

Just breathe and act inconspicuous they'll never notice....

Kate Moss has finally put on some weight. She's wearing Armani.

The "Come See Turkey" campaign had mixed results in Poland.