Watching the trajectory of Barry Bonds' latest Home Run, even the most die hard Giants fan had trouble believing he wasn't just a little juiced.

This really is the fastest way to cross the Atlantic WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!

Richard begged the dolphins to take him with them, but it was too late. He could only watch in terror as the first Vogon missile spiraled it's way Earthward.

Richard begged the dolphins to take them with him, but it was too late. He could only watch in terror as the first Vogon missile spiraled it's way Earthward.

SUPERMAN?! WHAT THE CRAP?! IM OVER HERE YOU DICK!

After being left behind, Bob really regretted to have questioned the plausability of 'Waterworld'.

Three years after the Zombie War, Alan Parks had finally reached his destination, the middle of fucking nowhere.

Fuck *you* NASA!

NASA budget cuts hinder search and rescue operations.

"Curse you Iron Man!"

YES! YES, MY MINIONS! GET INTO MY BELLY!

"WILSON!! I'm sorry Wilson!"

Anguished, Half-Kayak Man shakes his fists at a world that has forgotten him.

Cursing the Heavens, Steve awaits the inevitable result of the fearsome douche in a kayak seeking missile.

Don't look now Gareth but i think that man behind you is trying to film your man boobs