Craptions Classics October 31, 2007

Motorcycle rape. It can happen to YOU.

Flamingo

Other Craptions

"I guess its kinda my fault for wearing a jean-skirt"

visijared

It had to be done properly: In Soviet Russia, motorbike rides you!

VladimirNikolai

At least his tombstone can honestly say "Death by Ninja".

leftybigguns

Oh shit I Forgot...Rubber Side DOWN!

senorpablo

"Awww Shit!...Fuck You Jeff Foxworthy!"

GStan

Famous last words: "You wanna be on top this time? Kinky..."

Ryan Oskroba

hey guys am I doing it right?

BladderBladder

In Russia! Motor bicycle ride you!

s2dio

"...and thankfully no one was hurt, as the motorcycle had been trained on how to safely ride a human."

GStan

You should see how I drop a deuce...

artaban7

Production of Terminator 4, sequel to 'Rise of the Machines', is still going on...

Pinceke

Brigham Young University- ROTC pointing out attacking sparrows.

taterblue

bill wished he hadn't left his leathers at home

Gakus

As the wheel spun towards Dave's head, bringing with it iminent death, the only though spinning through his mind was that he should have picked a better colour scheme. I mean, brains, blood and lime green metal just don't go.

caractacus
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