Craptions Classics October 31, 2007

Motorcycle rape. It can happen to YOU.

Flamingo

Other Craptions

"I guess its kinda my fault for wearing a jean-skirt"

visijared

It had to be done properly: In Soviet Russia, motorbike rides you!

VladimirNikolai

At least his tombstone can honestly say "Death by Ninja".

leftybigguns

Oh shit I Forgot...Rubber Side DOWN!

senorpablo

"Awww Shit!...Fuck You Jeff Foxworthy!"

GStan

hey guys am I doing it right?

BladderBladder

Famous last words: "You wanna be on top this time? Kinky..."

Ryan Oskroba

"...and thankfully no one was hurt, as the motorcycle had been trained on how to safely ride a human."

GStan

In Russia! Motor bicycle ride you!

s2dio

Production of Terminator 4, sequel to 'Rise of the Machines', is still going on...

Pinceke

You should see how I drop a deuce...

artaban7

" i meant to do that"

BRNZ

"Hold on a second. I know how tempting crushing people can be. I've been there man. But let's just all calm down and talk this over."

IlfordRule

As Jeff began to say "look ma, no hands", tragedy struck.

Satanslilhelper
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