Motorcycle rape. It can happen to YOU.

"I guess its kinda my fault for wearing a jean-skirt"

It had to be done properly: In Soviet Russia, motorbike rides you!

At least his tombstone can honestly say "Death by Ninja".

Oh shit I Forgot...Rubber Side DOWN!

"Awww Shit!...Fuck You Jeff Foxworthy!"

Famous last words: "You wanna be on top this time? Kinky..."

hey guys am I doing it right?

In Russia! Motor bicycle ride you!

"...and thankfully no one was hurt, as the motorcycle had been trained on how to safely ride a human."

You should see how I drop a deuce...

Production of Terminator 4, sequel to 'Rise of the Machines', is still going on...

Brigham Young University- ROTC pointing out attacking sparrows.

bill wished he hadn't left his leathers at home

As the wheel spun towards Dave's head, bringing with it iminent death, the only though spinning through his mind was that he should have picked a better colour scheme. I mean, brains, blood and lime green metal just don't go.