Motorcycle rape. It can happen to YOU.

"I guess its kinda my fault for wearing a jean-skirt"

It had to be done properly: In Soviet Russia, motorbike rides you!

At least his tombstone can honestly say "Death by Ninja".

Oh shit I Forgot...Rubber Side DOWN!

"Awww Shit!...Fuck You Jeff Foxworthy!"

hey guys am I doing it right?

Famous last words: "You wanna be on top this time? Kinky..."

"...and thankfully no one was hurt, as the motorcycle had been trained on how to safely ride a human."

In Russia! Motor bicycle ride you!

Production of Terminator 4, sequel to 'Rise of the Machines', is still going on...

You should see how I drop a deuce...

" i meant to do that"

"Hold on a second. I know how tempting crushing people can be. I've been there man. But let's just all calm down and talk this over."

As Jeff began to say "look ma, no hands", tragedy struck.