Craptions Classics October 28, 2007

His last words were "I regret nothing...except maybe making my boat out of paper. But nothing else."

planB

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Bob was the King of the Harbor, then, shortly after this pictured was taken, he was rammed by the giant origami swan. His shortlived dream was scuttled.

JEDA_88

After months of hard work, Edward could finally enjoy his master-piece and relax with a cigarette...

rough_rc

After slaying the Giant Gay Sailor he floated into the sunset on the Giant Gay Sailor's Giant Gay hat.

dman

One does not simply cycle into Mordor.

Dr.Flizzle

And then the giant sailor stood up and Brian was never seen again.

Dukentre

DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO WE KIDNAP AND RAVAGE AND DON'T GIVE A HOOT DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO

mnaira

"Come Thomas, we await your spiritual arrival," the sea crooned... And then a call from land... "THOMAS YOU JACKASS, COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!"

mxsone

"It's okay, Tom," Bob yelled. "I can't think of anything on this boat that'll catch fire anyway."

Ryan Oskroba

"Its OK Hon! I landed in this giant diaper! ...Oh gross..."

visijared

"Ok, you exist, we get it, Paul!"

Mr.

You know those things you dream of doing as a kid, then grow up and forget. God bless this man.

MrBallistic

After slaying the Giant Gay Sailor he sailed into the sunset on the Giant Gay Sailor's Giant Gay hat.

dman

After spyware hit Optimus in the ass, he could only create simpler forms of transport...

mxsone

Anthropologist Mark Gann shows how the ancients sailed the seas.

monkeyking33
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