His last words were "I regret nothing...except maybe making my boat out of paper. But nothing else."

Bob was the King of the Harbor, then, shortly after this pictured was taken, he was rammed by the giant origami swan. His shortlived dream was scuttled.

After months of hard work, Edward could finally enjoy his master-piece and relax with a cigarette...

And then the giant sailor stood up and Brian was never seen again.

DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO WE KIDNAP AND RAVAGE AND DON'T GIVE A HOOT DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO

After slaying the Giant Gay Sailor he floated into the sunset on the Giant Gay Sailor's Giant Gay hat.

One does not simply cycle into Mordor.

A hat is fine too.

Dave made good use of his harry potter books

Bye, dignity!

Anthropologist Mark Gann shows how the ancients sailed the seas.

"Its OK Hon! I landed in this giant diaper! ...Oh gross..."

After spyware hit Optimus in the ass, he could only create simpler forms of transport...

You know those things you dream of doing as a kid, then grow up and forget. God bless this man.

After slaying the Giant Gay Sailor he sailed into the sunset on the Giant Gay Sailor's Giant Gay hat.