Craptions Classics October 27, 2007

Becky wondered if she still looked pretty after the accident. Her Father assured her that the burn on her chin was hardly noticable

philosoraptor

Other Craptions

The fembot was nearly complete, all he needed to do was figure out where to put the vagina...

senorpablo

it had taken Ling 35 years and countless lonely nights, but his lego girlfriend was finally complete.

Timmy IV

HAHAHA! THIS WILL STOP HAIR-DRYER-MAN! THEN I WILL BE FREE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! of home appliances...

HJPotta

Incoming vessel, port side. Fire the spitballs!

Hibno

The Japanese Bionic Woman may have been less subtle, but damned if she couldn't hold her own in a fire-fight.

colsen

"Really, the only part I like about women, is punching their faces."

Mr.

At least now they won't notice my wife's disgusting goatee.

sniffmyutoot

If you say the right thing to the right person, you just might get escorted to the back room of the Radio Shack and get to meet the "Private Dancers."

JEDA_88

i made her bi:110 or 220

hbl123

I am aware the fembot has no boobs, its a JAPANESE ROBOT SIR!

hotnsmoken

http://www.lunarbabes.com/uploaded_images/345550_7567921-798211.jpg

brockdjwest

Dr. Ryoku failed in his first 10 prototypes but his latest creation proves to be the best with functions such as pulsating penis pump, lubricating love lips and the sad realization that you are putting your dick in a walking washing machine.

sniffmyutoot

"These heavy duty chains should prevent any further...incidents."

planB

Ah, 206 bones, 50 miles of small intestine, full pouting lips... Why, this fellow is less a robot - Than A GOD.

HJPotta
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