Craptions Classics October 27, 2007

Becky wondered if she still looked pretty after the accident. Her Father assured her that the burn on her chin was hardly noticable

philosoraptor

Other Craptions

The fembot was nearly complete, all he needed to do was figure out where to put the vagina...

senorpablo

"Really, the only part I like about women, is punching their faces."

Mr.

The Japanese Bionic Woman may have been less subtle, but damned if she couldn't hold her own in a fire-fight.

colsen

HAHAHA! THIS WILL STOP HAIR-DRYER-MAN! THEN I WILL BE FREE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! of home appliances...

HJPotta

it had taken Ling 35 years and countless lonely nights, but his lego girlfriend was finally complete.

Timmy IV

Incoming vessel, port side. Fire the spitballs!

Hibno

"Mail Order Bride 2.0"

Stache

"These heavy duty chains should prevent any further...incidents."

planB

Yoshiro had forgotten that Asian hookers are way cheaper and way better than robots with toasters for vaginas.

dman

Ah, 206 bones, 50 miles of small intestine, full pouting lips... Why, this fellow is less a robot - Than A GOD.

HJPotta

Coming soon: Indian Jones and the Quest For Mother Earth's Clitoris.

philpthegreat

Dr. Ryoku failed in his first 10 prototypes but his latest creation proves to be the best with functions such as pulsating penis pump, lubricating love lips and the sad realization that you are putting your dick in a walking washing machine.

sniffmyutoot

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brockdjwest

I am aware the fembot has no boobs, its a JAPANESE ROBOT SIR!

hotnsmoken
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