10 seconds before the creation of the weirdest roadkill in the history of the world...

Jack had never seen snything so bizzar in his whole life......a BLUE garden hose!?

So my wife wanted to get me out of the house and I found my new sport, Goat Origami!

...And this is me and my ex the physco-hose-beast.

"...4th time this month. I keep tellin' her that without opposable thumbs, she'll never be able to water the lawn."

Lucky I thought to bring my goat-lasso, or we never would have caught that giant snake.

Larry knew that Elk BDSM was a peculiar fetish, but he was going to start a webste for it anyways

Jim didn't know what was funnier. Catching the famed "Beast of the Swamp", or catching it with a 30 foot diamond pithon.

Jerry suddenly realized that his grandfather had NOT captured the elusive snapelope.

It took years of surfing BDSM websites, but Jerry finally found his perfect bondage partner. Would the rest of the world understand just what they had together?

DOY!

David Letterman's own submission to "Stupid Pet Tricks" went awry when the yak refused to water the lawn on-camera.

You cross Jimmy Blue Shirt and he'll totally Range Rover you and your creepy hose-deer sex doll.

After taking the bet Hugo unzipped his pants and unsheathed his junk. And who would've guessed it? It really did kinda look like a woman holding a trophy. Hugo came up $20 that day.

"See Mike? No animal or man can resist it - the ol' Slip & Slide trap works every time!"