Hey kids, want an egg? Oh shit, Chris Hansen!

There is a glitch in the matrix...

Although "Donnie Darko" was a critical and cult success, the comedy sequel in which Frank the Bunny appears to a struggling golf pro was less well received.

The #1 cause for PTSD in children.

After being told multiple times that calling eggs "unfertilized chicken embryos" will not prove popular with the kids, Happy Fun Farm Land decided to let Paul go.

The very last time I got tricked into taking a suppository.

What`s up doc?

Dear Agent: You are so fucking fired. Love, Steve B.

Yeah, and it is you SightblinderX, for all those extra posts.

look asshole ... im not a rat! im a rabbit!

Lester never quite got over his failed audition for "Donnie Darko"...

"...well, technically, me being here is a violation of the terms of my parole, but look at me! Who's going to suspect anything?"

My agent is so fucking fired.

"Yep, I should have kept that job with Blues Clues.... I just HAVE to stop snorting Robotussin...."

Another family broken up by Ronaldo!