Hey kids, want an egg? Oh shit, Chris Hansen!
There is a glitch in the matrix...
Although "Donnie Darko" was a critical and cult success, the comedy sequel in which Frank the Bunny appears to a struggling golf pro was less well received.
The #1 cause for PTSD in children.
The very last time I got tricked into taking a suppository.
After being told multiple times that calling eggs "unfertilized chicken embryos" will not prove popular with the kids, Happy Fun Farm Land decided to let Paul go.
What`s up doc?
Yeah, and it is you SightblinderX, for all those extra posts.
"...well, technically, me being here is a violation of the terms of my parole, but look at me! Who's going to suspect anything?"
My agent is so fucking fired.
look asshole ... im not a rat! im a rabbit!
Lester never quite got over his failed audition for "Donnie Darko"...
You are so fucking fired.
"To Catch A Predator" was really reaching for content after the 1,000th episode.
"Ya, well, its the only day job that hires ex-cons, OK? Look, do you want this crack or not?"