This event is CLEARLY sponsored by alcohol.

This picture is obviously faked. I mean if there was such a competition there would be at LEAST one mullet.

...and get this: they're winning...

Don't taze me, bro!

Excited beyond endurance by the spectacle, the small child in the upper right of the image gripped the cord attached to his cock-ring.

Mike, c'mon, you're facing the wrong way.

No simple vagina choke can stop MAN-DOLPHIN!!

Much to the dismay of the local Bible-belters, something horrifying emerged after the pond had been struck by lightning.

And now watch as the female, already inseminated by the male, begins to subdue and devour her mate.

The synchronized swamp humping was, by far, the crowd favorite at Sugarloaf.

PLEASE GOD, DON'T USE MY HEAD AS A TAMPON!!!

The Summer Olympics have really gone downhill since they added cesspool wrestling.

Sorry no lemons

Next on ESPN 8: Australian Rules Muff-Diving

Apparently people enjoy watching violent date rapes.