Craptions Classics October 22, 2007

No matter how high they make the new wall. Mexicans will find a way

Bot1

Other Craptions

The new extreme sport of "hang-biking" suffered an untimely end when all of its enthusiasts simultaneously plummeted to their deaths.

aceofspades762

They'll hang anything over the power lines in Compton...

senorpablo

When the day needs saving, bicycle-stilt man springs into action.

Ryan Oskroba

A closer look at the DNA of a Bike

turne108

even during armagedion, God had a sense of humor.

Scotty Jamoka

They used to laugh at Bike-Man when his legs were only three Schwinns high, and his thirst for blood hadn't yet developed.

Matt

In hindsight, it was a mistake to re-route the Tour de France through Madame Fontaine's back yard on washing day.

MrPants

please limit craption entries to readers of PWOT

metastasis_d

The decorations for Lance Armstrong's ghetto funeral took a huge toll on utilities.

awkwardsilence

ACCESSORIZE! ACCESSORIZE!

Amner

Album cover for the new "Bike Path to Heaven" song by Fall Out Boy.

amerenda

Angels still come and go, but they don't use Jacob's Ladder any more.

JewelsVern

awful spelling, joshibby. also, retarded.

j mcfarl3

In Mexico, bullies have to find other things to toss onto telephone wires.

MrGoodkat
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