Craptions Classics October 21, 2007

The guy on the right looks WAY too excited to have Spider-Man's urine sample......

senorpablo

Other Craptions

Months of gruelling research work found that spidermans best form of disguise would be to wear a spidey mask.

tonyk

Jello shots........................$8.00 Giant spider web..................$16.50 Paid extras.......................$75.00 Copping a feel, mid-photo shoot....Priceless

TwistedPixel

Backwards Japanese Belief #1024: Spiderman is the embodiment of lab safety

TChao

Future nuclear technicians: our lives will someday be in their hands.

BladderBladder

Distracting the others, Spiderman cops a feel of Dr. Chang.

G. Lucifer

[sorry for the duplicates! Firefox was being retarded :/ ]

planB

Kim Jong-il IS Spider-Man and Sun of the 21th century makes U.S. imperialists rub their noses in shame as Our Glorious Friendly Leader-One Smart Spidey solves cold fushion conundrum by simply adding food dye.( The musical)

mmpl

As revealed here, Spidey's web is perfected from the seminal fluids of Dr. Po. It's an ecstatic moment for the scientists... Dr. Po in particular.

tomataus

Apparently instead of Noah's ark, they just made the animals out of wood........ Go Figure!!!

Vergil

But in the end all they needed to prove Spiderman was gay was to watch his hands at all times.

visijared

Ahh, so that's how he refills his web-shooters.

ScurvyLeper

Halloween at Jamestown

loonmagic

Hold on! I think I lost my bandaid in the big salad.

lc9er

In the aftermath of their middle-earth orgy, the roof of Dildo Ballbaggins fell in!

bassman
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