Jimmy Bob was always skeptical of the "Do-It-Yourself Gynecology" seminars that the church offered.

Fat Alex realized he had stumbled into the auditions for Dawn of the Dead 10 rather than weight Watchers.

If only he hadn't massaged that athlete's foot through the glory hole he'd be a happy bunny right now.

The Macarena had never been as popular with the paraplegic crowd.

The self motivation seminar had worked! Phil felt like he could anything as he prepared to go down on himself.

When there is no more room in Hell, the dead shall attend Marketing Seminars.

"The power of Christ compels you!"

'This is stupid' said the man in the baseball cap.

For Fat Alex, the Neo-Nazi's had changed. He could no longer be a part this.

Just wait till the overseer spots the man in the second row not particepating... ohh he will get it

Mr Moore was greatly disappointed. This was not quite the reaction he expected from his latest film.