Craptions Classics October 18, 2007

Survival is difficult inside Kirstie Alley's stomach.

shurebert

Other Craptions

Melissa would never misspell "carpool" on Craig's List again.

ZacDilone

Initially, Betty was turned off by Bucks's poo fetish. With a little love, understanding, and education she has come to embrace his bacchanalian lifestyle.

thehangingbrain

What is to come in Saw V

Bot1

Bukkake: The next level.

cptpies

My god, how low is that guy's crotch?

Lili-Chuck

Mary Magdaline asked for "a few moments with the courpse"...and the rest is all Davinci Code history

Rat Boy

"The 'Free Pot' sign is working. Start up the backhoe!"

DoctorX

In the aftermath of there middle-earth orgy, the roof of Dildo Ballbaggins home fell in!

bassman

In the aftermath of their middle-earth orgy, the roof of Dildo Ballbaggins fell in!

bassman

Young Santa and Mrs. Clause threw the best Halloween parties.

Briceh42

Heinrich Himmler sighed. His commandants hadn't quite got the idea.

caractacus

Greg and Sarah managed to stay awake just long enough to hear Morpheus give his speach...

winkihed

DAMN,that was some good shit

hbl123
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