Survival is difficult inside Kirstie Alley's stomach.

Melissa would never misspell "carpool" on Craig's List again.

Hippie soup

Initially, Betty was turned off by Bucks's poo fetish. With a little love, understanding, and education she has come to embrace his bacchanalian lifestyle.

What is to come in Saw V

"...and this, gentlemen, is a sample of Woody Allen's sperm..."

"I don't know. Maybe we should've at least looked at the time share!"

"The 'Free Pot' sign is working. Start up the backhoe!"

"Young Santa and Mrs. Clause threw the best Halloween parties." Is not funny

Bukkake: The next level.

DAMN,that was some good shit

Greg and Sarah managed to stay awake just long enough to hear Morpheus give his speach...

Heinrich Himmler sighed. His commandants hadn't quite got the idea.

Young Santa and Mrs. Clause threw the best Halloween parties.

In the aftermath of there middle-earth orgy, the roof of Dildo Ballbaggins home fell in!