Craptions Classics October 18, 2007

Survival is difficult inside Kirstie Alley's stomach.

shurebert

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Melissa would never misspell "carpool" on Craig's List again.

ZacDilone

Initially, Betty was turned off by Bucks's poo fetish. With a little love, understanding, and education she has come to embrace his bacchanalian lifestyle.

thehangingbrain

What is to come in Saw V

Bot1

"...and this, gentlemen, is a sample of Woody Allen's sperm..."

visijared

"I don't know. Maybe we should've at least looked at the time share!"

7THSON

"The 'Free Pot' sign is working. Start up the backhoe!"

DoctorX

"Young Santa and Mrs. Clause threw the best Halloween parties." Is not funny

Bmur

Bukkake: The next level.

cptpies

DAMN,that was some good shit

hbl123

Greg and Sarah managed to stay awake just long enough to hear Morpheus give his speach...

winkihed

Heinrich Himmler sighed. His commandants hadn't quite got the idea.

caractacus

Young Santa and Mrs. Clause threw the best Halloween parties.

Briceh42

In the aftermath of there middle-earth orgy, the roof of Dildo Ballbaggins home fell in!

bassman
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