Timmy paused, he knew what was on the other side of the booth, he also knew that having rolled a 12, he could handle it.

The National Guard 'Take your son to work day' had its glitches.

They didn't guard the Queen. They didn't guard the Pope. They guarded Timothy Phelps. And they sucked at it, 'cause he was about to kill them all.

And thus, young Billy started a lifetime of playing with his pink sword whenever he saw a man in uniform

Waiting for the perfect time to strike, little William kept his cool. No military bastard was marrying his mum and sending him off to no damned Boarding school.

Jim Henson's "Metal Gear Babies."

"Metal Gear Solid 5: Solid Snake Jr." for PS11 confirmed.

3,2,1 right in the nuts

I is in your country killing you's royal guards

Not many know about the low-budget modernised version of JRR Tolkien's legendary tale: 'The Lord of the Rings'

"Abortions cost to much money, So I just left my son in Europe."

"I don't much feel like growing up like Dad anymore."

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!

The Legend of Zelda is different in Latvia.

Though the architect of "small guard hut" got the cat flap dimensions right, he failed to realise the physical limitations of the average cat.