Craptions Classics October 15, 2007

After years of painstaking research, the scientists think that they discovered the answer to the age old question: What is considered too gay?

thehangingbrain

Other Craptions

The successor to the renowned "A Clockwork Orange" is, many would say, remarkably more disturbing than it's predecessor. So much so, in fact, that it drove these guys shit-ass crazy.

Pwnzerfaust

Fuck this, I'm going skating.

scrape

Voted "Most Innovative Costume for a Dumb Ass" at this year's award ceremony.

yourlilcousin

The reason why you never let the blind organize their own awareness rallies.

Giller

Screw girls tonight man, i just wanna skate!!

hellfire

Rejects from the Shriner's parade.

angelrex

good thing one of them had ice skates, otherwise this picture might seem a little weird

Scotty Jamoka

Frustrated by slumping sales and meager benefit packages, the agents for AIS Auto Insurance would finally get their union recognized.

Hopeless

Even RETARDS get tired of dancing without AIDS.

Lex Friedman

Disappointed again, the interpretive dance troupe could never understand why they constantly failed to get that much needed government funding.

MrPants

Dave told the others to stick tight amid all the stares. After all, they knew what real madness was, they'd only just escaped with their lives and tutu's intact.

caractacus

Bush: Psssst, hey Chaney, child's are present, we're here undercover looking for weapons of mass distraction not ducks my lil' misfiring homey. Chaney: Yes sir, very sorry sir. Chaney to Self: I'll just keep pretending to look for the four of us th

swarbs

Alberto wanted to prove once and for all that, contrary to The Simpsons, you CAN make friends with salad

idma

You're never to old to go Trick-or-Treating.

D.V.A.
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