After years of painstaking research, the scientists think that they discovered the answer to the age old question: What is considered too gay?

The successor to the renowned "A Clockwork Orange" is, many would say, remarkably more disturbing than it's predecessor. So much so, in fact, that it drove these guys shit-ass crazy.

Fuck this, I'm going skating.

The reason why you never let the blind organize their own awareness rallies.

Voted "Most Innovative Costume for a Dumb Ass" at this year's award ceremony.

"DENSING WIZZOUT AIS" translation: DONT FEED THE IDIOTS

... and they said hot pink and lime green would clash.

Alberto wanted to prove once and for all that, contrary to The Simpsons, you CAN make friends with salad

Bush: Psssst, hey Chaney, child's are present, we're here undercover looking for weapons of mass distraction not ducks my lil' misfiring homey. Chaney: Yes sir, very sorry sir. Chaney to Self: I'll just keep pretending to look for the four of us th

Dave told the others to stick tight amid all the stares. After all, they knew what real madness was, they'd only just escaped with their lives and tutu's intact.

Disappointed again, the interpretive dance troupe could never understand why they constantly failed to get that much needed government funding.

Even RETARDS get tired of dancing without AIDS.

Frustrated by slumping sales and meager benefit packages, the agents for AIS Auto Insurance would finally get their union recognized.

good thing one of them had ice skates, otherwise this picture might seem a little weird

Rejects from the Shriner's parade.