Bush understood what he must do, for it is the way of the samurai.

"My fellow Americans...we must learn to beat terrorism at its own game."

Tony Blair had agreed to try watered-down beer, now George had to live up to his end of the bargain.

President Bush again displays his innate deficiency of reaction time-
only this time it's funny and no-one gets invaded.

The "Super-Sport" of the future: A combination of cricket, tennis, and seppuku.

Stretch out with your feelings.

"I know the economy- oooooh, a ball!"

"Sigh ... White men just can't cricket."

Bush demonstrates U.S.A.'s new "Ball Defense System."

The cricket bat then took on a mind of its own and did the onl thing it thought right...
It stabbed George W. Bush in the stomach

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive.

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last, Tinkerbell? I lied."

"Mr. President, the Cylons are attacking."
"Dammit Gaeta, I told you not to bother me during my backswing!"

Bush didn't care that he missed the ball, for he was locked in a fierce staring competition with the bat.

Having lost the game president Bush decided to end his life with in an honourable way, and threw himself upon his bat