YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

Another day in the life of a Jehovah's witness.

OH MY GOD! THAT HAT, IS FUCKING, AWESOME!

And yet another fatty got suckered into a fight by B.B.Kiddo just so she can show off this neat little trick she knows.

Frank could never figure out why his glory hole attracted less patrons than everyone else's.

this picture is so wrong, its right

At that very instant, Tweelde-Dum sprung from the alley and beat the child to death with his telescope.

I'm sure I heard her mother say not to touch the antiques??...kids today eh! So anyway were was I, oh right yes, do I hear $1000 for this 1920's navy crew stress reliever?

"Don't ask, don't tell"

Despite the success of Walk Hard, John C. Reilly had a hard time finding work after, resorting to popping out of doorways and scaring what little loose change would fall out of small children.

And so begins Jane's torrid and often confusing relationship with the local sea-fairing folk.

After giving Ron jeremy a blow job, Cecil was never the same...

....odd place for a sex doll?

"When Behind the Music returns: a look at Sylvester P. Smythe's life today, his relationship with Jesus, his job as a Wal-Mart greeter, and how his child-eating past still haunts him."

"I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain, get in my belly!"