Craptions Classics October 14, 2007

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

Iberium

Other Craptions

Another day in the life of a Jehovah's witness.

Pinceke

And yet another fatty got suckered into a fight by B.B.Kiddo just so she can show off this neat little trick she knows.

mmpl

OH MY GOD! THAT HAT, IS FUCKING, AWESOME!

tonyk

"Don't ask, don't tell"

2MuchTime

At that very instant, Tweelde-Dum sprung from the alley and beat the child to death with his telescope.

awkwardsilence

this picture is so wrong, its right

Scotty Jamoka

Frank could never figure out why his glory hole attracted less patrons than everyone else's.

MrPants

I'm sure I heard her mother say not to touch the antiques??...kids today eh! So anyway were was I, oh right yes, do I hear $1000 for this 1920's navy crew stress reliever?

swarbs

"...and then the damn bee flew into my mouth!"

CDO

"I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain, get in my belly!"

BladderBladder

"Ooooooh!" Yes, that's what everyone says when they see my giant, mechanical, metallic, retractable penis!

Lex Friedman

"When Behind the Music returns: a look at Sylvester P. Smythe's life today, his relationship with Jesus, his job as a Wal-Mart greeter, and how his child-eating past still haunts him."

DoctorX

....odd place for a sex doll?

Dalton_Beebe

Your fist must be a least this big to ride.

planB
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