Craptions Classics October 14, 2007

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

Iberium

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Another day in the life of a Jehovah's witness.

Pinceke

OH MY GOD! THAT HAT, IS FUCKING, AWESOME!

tonyk

And yet another fatty got suckered into a fight by B.B.Kiddo just so she can show off this neat little trick she knows.

mmpl

Frank could never figure out why his glory hole attracted less patrons than everyone else's.

MrPants

this picture is so wrong, its right

Scotty Jamoka

At that very instant, Tweelde-Dum sprung from the alley and beat the child to death with his telescope.

awkwardsilence

I'm sure I heard her mother say not to touch the antiques??...kids today eh! So anyway were was I, oh right yes, do I hear $1000 for this 1920's navy crew stress reliever?

swarbs

"Don't ask, don't tell"

2MuchTime

Despite the success of Walk Hard, John C. Reilly had a hard time finding work after, resorting to popping out of doorways and scaring what little loose change would fall out of small children.

D-Nugget

And so begins Jane's torrid and often confusing relationship with the local sea-fairing folk.

AnxiousMcStabby

After giving Ron jeremy a blow job, Cecil was never the same...

mlah4

....odd place for a sex doll?

Dalton_Beebe

"When Behind the Music returns: a look at Sylvester P. Smythe's life today, his relationship with Jesus, his job as a Wal-Mart greeter, and how his child-eating past still haunts him."

DoctorX

"I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain, get in my belly!"

BladderBladder
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